Just a Dreamer

Karl Marx, i love you, but im bored shitless of reading youre never ending books. I want a strawberry daiquiri  and a big faaaat spliff. 

My boyfriend left me… went crazy and decided he hated me. We got a £450 gas bill this morning… i came home from uni to find my hamster, whose my baby, dying, vets twice in a row has basically broken my bank account… the bird we’ve been hand rearing got attacked by a gerbil, and is really sick… the rents due in four days and the person that was supposed to be moving in changed her mind. 

WHYYYY DO YOU HATE ME WORLD. 

The most amazing three days ended with the worst 24 hours of my lifeeeeee.

I hate this planet.

DIY corneto and i got my boyfriend back for a couple of days. The shitty part is, its only for a couple of days. :(

DIY corneto and i got my boyfriend back for a couple of days. The shitty part is, its only for a couple of days. :(

Eating dinner out of a saucepan cause we havnt washed up in weeks. I feel dirty xD

Eating dinner out of a saucepan cause we havnt washed up in weeks. I feel dirty xD

Havnt been to sleep yet, sitting on the front step with a joint and a McDonald’s breakfast watching the rain. I think I died last night, and this is heavannmmmmm

Bed picnic at 5am. We are too cool.

Bed picnic at 5am. We are too cool.

Bumped into frankie last night, slightly modified his tattooo. Ops love loool

Bumped into frankie last night, slightly modified his tattooo. Ops love loool

I wish nothing but the best, for you. 

Dont forget me, I beg? 

Thaii green curry. Lunch sent from heaven!!

Thaii green curry. Lunch sent from heaven!!

miss-selfish:

I want a world with no one famous dead. I wanna drink tea with Lewis Carroll and take LSD with John Lennon, go shopping with Audrey Hepbern, see Nirvana live, and get Fermat to confess his remarkable proof…Also, I’d watch Shakespeare put Stephanie Meyer to shame and would convince Arthur Conan Doyle to co-write “Sherlock”. Walt Disney would learn computer animation and we’d have brilliant cartoons and we’d live happily ever after.

(Source: theorems-n-coffee)